In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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