She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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