i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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