we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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