Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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