The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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