i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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