We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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