Umm I'm too high to move.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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