I am puke
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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