Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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