people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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