You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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