Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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