idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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