do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have fence marks all over my body
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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