talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
