Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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