am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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