Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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