Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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