These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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