i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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