ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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