some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
are you so shy because you have an std?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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