This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There r osticjed everywhere
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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