People in love make me want to vomit
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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