Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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