i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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