I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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