if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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