people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
