Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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