He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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