what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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