I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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