There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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