Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Text me some of your sweat
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize