She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
jump out the window naked night went bad
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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