break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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