Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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