you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Alive.
So much puke
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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