Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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