in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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