Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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