i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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