Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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