His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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