Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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