I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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