I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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