so explain again why im purple
no
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
