I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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