whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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