Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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