So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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