hotel room ftw
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Bring me that man meat
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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